March Mascot
A Mascot Battle Royal, by Dilo Capo

No. 10 Creighton Blue Jays vs. No. 7 Nevada Wolf Pack

SAN ANTONIO REGION2:50 PM ET  No. 10 Creighton Blue Jays at No. 7 Nevada Wolf Pack

Blue Jays sure are purtty, but I don’t think that will help them against a pack of wolves.  The bright blue feathers don’t exactly act as a camouflage.

But blue birds make me think of Zip-ah-dee-do-dah.  Zip-ah-dee-do-dah makes me think of Disney.  Disney makes me think of Splash Mountain and the Briar Patch.  I swear, when I was there with my family, the little figurines in that ride kept singing over and over again: “Pretty good, show us your balls.”  Anyone know what the lyrics to that song actually are?  Edge: Nevada Wolf Pack

One Response to “No. 10 Creighton Blue Jays vs. No. 7 Nevada Wolf Pack”

  1. That\\\\\\\’s very interesting.


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