March Mascot
A Mascot Battle Royal, by Dilo Capo

No. 9 Purdue Boilermakers vs. No. 8 Arizona Wildcats

 ST. LOUIS REGION7:20 PM ET  No. 9 Purdue Boilermakers at No. 8 Arizona Wildcats

This match up does nothing for me.  A Boilermaker is a trained craftsman who produces steel fabrications.  The name comes from manufacturers who would fabricate boilers. Seabass made it sound so much cooler.

Wildcats are wildcats; we’ve covered that.  Honestly, I can’t ever see these two fighting in a real life scenario.  The only thing I have to go on is this: after a long day of work, the Boilermaker stops of at the local bar to have some, what else, boilermakers.  After 3 or 4 of them, Rosie starts to look good.  In order to avoid a tongue lashing from the wife, the Boilermaker jumps in his F-150 and buzzes home.  Since it’s trash day, he decides to play slalom with the trashcans.  His first round is nearly flawless and as he takes the second course on School Street, he hears a horrible squeal coming from the fifth group of cans.  Wildcat, smush.  Edge: Purdue Boilermakers

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